Real life "Mystery Pooper" turns out to be...WHO??

Praise the LORD..the mystery of who was pooping on the football field at a high school in NJ has been solved!

 The alleged culprit was revealed to be none other than the school's SUPERINTENDENT!

According to police reports, staff and coaches at Holmdel High School in New Jersey had been "finding human feces, on or near the area of the high school track/ football field on a daily basis."

Authorities secretly monitored the area on Monday, and the "mystery pooper" was *clears throat* caught with his pants down.

The superintendent, 42-year-old Thomas Tramaglini, had been running on the track around 5:50 a.m. prior to his arrest, reported.

No word on whether or not the Super will maintain his position of authority, but it sounds to me like his job is headed straight down the toilet.

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all day, folks.

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